Lessons are everywhere. Studies show that people learn 5 life lessons every day that will stick with you for your entire life (National Enquirer- for you kells).
Here is one of your life lessons for Public Transit:
Always have-
A. an Ipod
You never want to be ipodless- people will talk to you they enjoy talking to anyone who will listen. My first day I heard four life stories (I was Ipodless). I have also heard things that I can’t stop picturing in my mind- as momma bob always says- “things you can’t un-see”.
B. something to read (or enjoy looking out the window)
NEVER make eye contact. You will feel the heavy weight of people staring and want to look at them, DON’T. They will get angry or they will start talking to you and never leave you alone. Ipod or no ipod, if you make eye contact be ready to run or get an ear full. That’s why you will want something to read, cosmopolitan isn’t a good magazine because that is what “yuppies” read and they will be rude about it. Maybe a book, or like I said in these things > ( ), enjoy looking out the window because that is all you will be doing.
C. Cell phone
Bus routes change, some runs don’t work on Sundays and sometimes you will get somewhere with no bus leaving that place again. Or you will get off at the wrong stop and find yourself hiking four miles. Always be prepared.
Follow this and your Public Transit expedition should be peaceful.
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